Have you ever had one of those days were you get out of the proverbial wrong side of the bed and the day just cascades down from there. That was totally my day yesterday, no amount of good luck or karma could have changed the balance in which Loki (the god of mischief and misfortune) had set out for me.
Upon waking up and starting on my morning routine I manage to drop a 2 liter bottle of soda on my foot that nearly rips a toe nail off my foot. I'm like okay maybe I'm just still tired since I was feeling was wired. I finish picking up the kitchen and sweep the floor and no sooner then I'm about to leave the room some how I break a whole bottle of unopened salsa on the floor. By this point I'm like the heck with this and go back to bed for a nap. The last 4-5 days have been pure hell for me as far a sleep is concerned. I've been having the worst nightmares that I have 'ever' had in my entire life and It's even to the point I dread even going to sleep anymore. For those of you that know me this is completely out of character for me, nights that I have nothing planned I am usually in bed by 11:30pm. I'm a firm believer that in order to take proper care of your body you need to get your proper amount of sleep. That is the first step. It's to the point now I'm almost on pins and needles and am so hyper sensitive it's not even funny. Again for those of you know that I walk a very fine line between being graceful and cluclumsyhen I am preforming I can be a swan, in the real world not so much. :)
Now if you are still following me this is only the first part of my day I've not even really started my day. I'm thinking the quick nap will put things back in order and give me a quick energy boost which was true it did and I felt that the day was back to being normal..............NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER think that your day is going to go back to normal if it didn't start out that way. The next hour or so I fix some homemade muffins and proceed to shower and do my makeup. All is good the muffins turn out beautiful and I didn't even burn myself. I leave my home thinking all is great, arrive at my GF's home for a nice cup of coffee and muffins and I'm totally starting to relax and enjoy the moment. when her phone rings. She asks me to hand her the phone. I stand pick it up off the counter and turn around to hand it to her out streached hand and the phone some how files from my hand through a baker rack bounces off of picture frames and lands in to the dogs water bowl. This whole action took less then 3 seconds to happen. My first thought was oh my god what just happened and a sinking feeling came over me.
I picked the phone out off the water which was still ringing ( a spongebob song no less) and stood in shock at what happened. I have never felt more of a clumsy ass than this moment. I mean sure all the other things that happened were bad enough but this is ruining something that isn't even mine.
Anyway long story short a new phone had to be ordered and all is right in the world at least until the next Friday13th, the full moon, black cat crosses my path or until Loki decided to pay me a visit. Until then keep me away from all electronic equipment. :)
Also we found our first Geocache!!! It took a second trip to said location but when she said those famous words "I found it!" I simply could not help but get excited. ( Thank you "Y" for introducing me to such a cool hobby. I am a muggle no more.)
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